Videos, Porn, and Vinyl Sacs

Hello Friends and Lovers,

Well, we're back in the land of Cleve for the summer, exorcising our demons as we work on our next album. Two weeks into the writing process and Sam has ingested way too much Peyote and now lives in the woods behind our house. The Peyote has seemed to changed him for the worse. I'm not sure what he's living on…probably squirrels. He comes to the window every once in a while to try and mate, but quickly gets confused and scared by his own reflection. I try to coax him back in with a martini but he just yells, shakes his wiener and runs off again. Worry not, I've purchased a tranquilizer gun and will shoot him upon next sighting...

In other news, here's a video from our friends in Seattle. We shot a little live session in their downtown loft when we were on tour. Thanks to Shawn and everyone else for being awesome. Here's a little "Plastic Shadow" action:

Also, we have a few new items up on our online store. We brought back the "mr. Gnome - Better Than Porn" t-shirts after receiving quite a few requests for these bad boys.
















We now also offer a vinyl box set that comes in a sweet-ass handmade bag. It's more of a vinyl bagset. You can use these bags for anything - drugs, puppies, babies.
















Check these bitches out here:

http://www.mrgnome.bigcartel.com/product/better-than-porn-t-shirt
http://www.mrgnome.bigcartel.com/product/vinyl-box-set

As always, we love you dearly and thank you for all of your support.

Love and hugs,
mr. Gnome

We Love You Cleveland

Well, tonight is the last day of our tour that started back at the end of April. So many fun things have happened since we embarked on our lastest adventure and what better way to end the tour than in our lovely hometown of Cleveland, Ohio. We'll be playing at the Beachland Ballroom tonight, June 11th with Megachurch and Cloud Nothings.

We will play old songs. We may play a brand new song. We may play naked. We may have a sign-up sheet for a post-show orgy...You'll only find out if you come. So get yourself oiled up, grab your baby and your speedo and bring yer' sweet ass down to the show!























love and hugs,
us.

Live Photos by Nate Burrell

Here are some live photos from our show in St. Louis at the Firebird taken by Nate Burrell of Eleven Magazine. Thanks Nate! Click here to view Nate's website.

Stick it in your Jukebox

You can now listen to us (mr. Gnome) on both AMI Jukeboxes and Touchtunes Jukeboxes across the universe. So the next time your drunk and want to impress the barfly at your local watering hole, please stick your bill in the slot, pick a mr. Gnome jam, and watch the clothes come off. Thank you.

Live mr. Gnome Videos from The Backbooth - Orlando, FL

Here are a few live videos taken by Andrea Knight from our show in Orlando, Florida at the Backbooth. While the audio isn't the greatest, the video footage is really fantastic black & white one camera coverage that weaves in and out of the songs. Thanks Andrea!

Top 10 of Spring 2010

Greetings Friends and Lovers,

We apologize for being such horrible bloggers. We know how much our award winning blog means to all of you faithful readers. We've been on tour since the end of April so our lives have been consumed with shredding, intoxication, and banging. Thanks to everyone across the country for continually supporting us, coming out to our shows, bringing us drugs, buying us shots and trying to seduce us with other various temptations from the Devil. Here's a run down of our top 10 moments.

Top 10 of Spring Tour 2010:

1. Saw a 300 lb lady fart in another 300 lb ladies face. While this isn't actual footage of the event, it should give you a pretty good idea of what it looked like.

Fart Face | Viral/Other | SPIKE.com

2. Met the rabbit from the cult film classic Gummo.



3. Gained not one, but two internet harassers. Thank you for letting us know how much one of you loves us and how much the other one hates us. You are both perfectly normal and in no way scary. We'll be sending you a lock of our hair, and one vial of semen per your request.



4. Drank the best vodka in the world. That's right...bacon flavored vodka. Thanks to our friends in Seattle for making our dreams of bacon flavored alcohol come true.




5. While in Augusta, Georgia we unknowingly attended the masters and then knowingly had an orgy with Tiger Woods.




6. Played a fun on-air set in Salt Lake City at KRCL on Bad Brad Wheeler's afternoon show. click here to listen



7. Did a live streaming video and painted a pretty picture at X1fm Studios in San Diego:


More pictures from the X1FM Session available at Indie Rock Reviews





8. While in Mississippi, we found a new favorite truck stop bathroom vending machine item to purchase:




9. Realized drinking tequilla like water leads to really cool things.




10. Got to share the stage with some great bands, including Red Sparowes, A Place to Bury Strangers, Jaguar Love and many many more.

(Red Sparowes rippin shit up at the Bottletree in Birmingham, AL)


I know what your thinking. Wow life on the road. How exciting. Well as you can see by our sweet-ass blog, it's not all fun and games. There's lots of serious shit going on out there. Like farting in faces and puking. The world is a cruel place. We thought we fell in love. He was the perfect guy. Our little Tiger. Well let's just say we were wrong about that too. Remember kids, take it from us. Keep your orgies to 3-4 people max, otherwise things can get really confusing.

More sweet-ass blogs to cum. So say we all.

"Tastes Like Magic" T-shirt

Are your cold, bare nipples bringing you down?

Just can't find the perfect garment to keep those ariolas warm?

Have we got the answer for you!

A brand-spankin new, nipple-warming "Tastes Like Magic" t-shirt:






















You can pick up one of these bitches at our store for just $15 boners:

http://mrgnome.bigcartel.com/product/taste-like-magic-t-shirt

or you can buy one at our upcoming shows. Dates below:

03/26 Pittsburgh PA @ The Smiling Moose (early show - we are on at 8:00)
03/27 Brooklyn NY @ Union Pool
03/28 Arlington VA @ IOTA
03/29 Philadelphia PA @ North Star Bar
03/30 Winston-Salem NC @ The Garage
03/31 Charlotte NC @ Evening Muse
04/01 West Columbia SC @ New Brookland Tavern
04/03 Atlanta GA @ Drunken Unicorn
04/04 Orlando FL @ Backbooth
04/05 Pensacola FL @ The Handle Bar
04/06 Birmingham AL @ Magic City Wholesale
04/07 New Orleans LA @ The Saint
04/08 Houston TX @ Rudyard’s British Pub
04/09 Austin TX @ Stubb’s Jr.
04/10 Dallas TX @ The Cavern
04/12 Denver CO @ Hi-Dive
04/14 Salt Lake City UT @ Burt’s Tiki Lounge
04/15 Boise ID @ The Bouquet
04/16 Portland OR @ The Knife Shop at Kelly’s Olympian
04/17 Seattle WA @ Sunset Tavern
04/19 San Francisco CA @ Elbo Room
04/20 Los Angeles CA @ Silverlake Lounge
04/21 San Diego CA @ The Beauty Bar
04/22 Phoenix AZ @ The Sail Inn
04/23 Tucson AZ @ Plush
04/24 Albuquerque NM @ Atomic Cantina
04/26 Oklahoma City @ The Conservatory
04/27 Springfield MO @ The Outland
04/28 Lawrence KS @ Replay Lounge
04/29 Iowa City IA @ Gabe’s
04/30 Madison WI @ The Frequency
05/05 Nashville TN @ Springwater Tavern
05/06 Indianapolis IN @ Vollrath Tavern
05/07 Ft Wayne IN @ Columbia Street West
05/08 Columbus OH @ Ruby Tuesday
05/13 Chicago IL @ The Darkroom
05/14 St Louis MO @ The Firebird

06/04 Newport KY @ The Southgate House

We love you and your nipples. Take care of them. Keep them soft and warm.